Modeled on the WNBA. 8 teams, two divisions, and 4 games every single day — everyone plays daily. A 44-game regular season, then the playoffs, then the Finals. Every game has a winner, a loser, and a score. Tip-off is Wednesday, July 1, 2026; the 44-game regular season runs one game-day at a time through August 13, then the playoffs and the Finals.
Every game is a 24-hour day, split into four quarters of six hours each, with a halftime at the 12-hour mark. Two teams pair off head-to-head and the score runs live all day: every hit and every dollar of revenue a team earns adds to its total. After 24 hours the final buzzer sounds — higher score takes the W.
Game clock runs on Central time (Austin HQ); Ko Samui is exactly 12 hours ahead, so the East plays the same day a half-turn of the globe later. Score = hits + revenue — dollars weighted so money carries; the exact weighting gets set when we connect the metrics.
Every game produces a box score by quarter. This is the shape — real numbers fill in once we tip off July 1.
| Team | Q1 | Q2 | Half | Q3 | Q4 | Final |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Home | — | — | — | — | — | — |
| Away | — | — | — | — | — | — |
Every team has a manager. Tim Costello and Melissa Morman run two of the Austin teams; Robby Dolgin takes Sandalwood and appoints two managers for the other Thailand teams (maybe Jessica, maybe his friend headed to Anthropic, maybe someone else). One Austin seat is still open.
| Team | W | L | PCT | Streak |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Skeleton Crew SKC | 0 | 0 | .000 | — |
| The Ringers RNG | 0 | 0 | .000 | — |
| The Daybreakers DAY | 0 | 0 | .000 | — |
| The Hoopla HOO | 0 | 0 | .000 | — |
| Team | W | L | PCT | Streak |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Privateers PRV | 0 | 0 | .000 | — |
| The Closers CLO | 0 | 0 | .000 | — |
| The Villains VIL | 0 | 0 | .000 | — |
| The Crossovers CRS | 0 | 0 | .000 | — |
0–0 across the board — nobody's played a game yet.
Day 1 tips off July 1; Day 44 is August 13. Home team listed first.
The top teams from each division make it in; division winners earn the top seeds. Single games or short series — your call.
West champion vs. East champion. One trophy. The most successful automated marketing department in the league.